Tuesday, November 30, 2004

steve madden friends & family 30% off everything in store. Good from 12-3 to 12-6

Macy's Friends & Family 20% off. Good from 12-2 to 12-5

Sephora Friends & Family 20% off. Good from Nov 22 to Dec 5.

Lord & Taylor - Friends & Family 20% off. Good from 12-2 to 12-5

Timberland - Friends & Family Shopping Event Good from 12-3 to 12-5

Foot Locker Friends and Family Event 30% off - Good from 12-2 to 12-5

Lucia Tovar wishing you an early Marry X-Mas.

Entertainment Weekly's EW.com | News: John Barrymore, actor and father of Drew, dies "The actor John D. Barrymore, scion of the celebrated family of performers, died Monday in Los Angeles at age 72. No information was released about the cause of death. ''He was a cool cat. Please smile when you think of him,'' his daughter Drew Barrymore said in a statement."

USATODAY.com - 4 studios back new DVD format A new high-definition DVD format aimed at replacing current DVDs got a huge boost Monday when NBC Universal and three other heavyweight Hollywood studios endorsed electronics giant Toshiba's new HD DVD.

Monday, November 29, 2004

12 sided calendar "Download a 12 sided calendar after your own specifiation. Choose PostScript format if you want to modify the calendar. Choose PDF format if you don't have a PostScript printer."

The Apprentices

You Perform - Make Outlook better, faster, and easier for You 15 indispensable tools that cut through email overload and make Outlook work the way you want it to work. Increase your email efficiency, take control of your contacts and stay on top of your calendar.

Turn Me On, Dead Man

PoopReport.com: The Intellectual Appreciation of Poop Humor

Flash Arcade Games All Games Free

Reflex

Anthony

There are just too many Stupid Kids in the world today.

Sunday, November 28, 2004

Looking for Ultimate Yuletide Technology? Introducing The USB Mince Pie! I have now seen everything.

Triangles "From sexy swimwear and accessories to exotic clubwear, Triangles carries the hottest styles & the latest trends that are sure to turn heads."

Bill Parcells I'm guessing he's not happy about a call here.

Target : Entertainment : Marijuana I'm not sure what target is selling here, but it sure is cheap!

Cell Phone Pocket Flask
"This stainless steel 3 oz. flask ($24.95) has the discrete look of a cell phone."
"The genuine leather case has a spring latch for attaching to a belt or bag."
Now you can take your Kool-Aid everywhere.

Laetitia Casta By Walter. This guy is a little obsessed with Laetitia Casta's Feet.

Are you kidding me!!?! Free Ron Artest

Index of teen dreams

Like Jailbait? Quiz

how to make your own Ferrari

Things you can only say at thanksgiving

1 ) Talk about a huge breast!
2 ) Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
3 ) It's Cool Whip time!
4 ) If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
5 ) Whew, that was one terrific spread!
6 ) I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
7 ) Are you ready for seconds yet?
8 ) It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
9 ) Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10 ) Don't play with your meat.
11 ) Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12 ) Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13 ) I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14 ) You still have a little bit on your chin.
15 ) How long will it take after you stick it in?
16 ) You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17 ) Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18 ) That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
19 ) How long do I beat it before it's ready?

Britney Spears: 'Housewife' Britney Spears gives up her career "Britney Spears wants to give up her pop career to become a stay-at-home mother.
The sexy singer, who is rumoured to be expecting a child with new husband Kevin Federline, has admitted she does not want to hire nannies to raise her future children. "

"19 Things That It Took Me 55 Years To Learn"

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Balloony

Ultimate Flash Face

Subservient Stickman

Music Feature - Music - Ministry of Sound

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Sony Cyber-Shot DSC-V3 7.2 megapixel digital camera reviews

She's single again. And I think she should drop the Stamos in her name. Rebeca Romijn Stamos The Prophecy

JLH Jennifer always looks hot. Old picture from "The Beach" movie premier.

Yahoo! News - Man Dies in Empire State Building Leap "NEW YORK - A man jumped to his death Friday from the 86th-floor observation deck at the Empire State Building, one of Manhattan's busiest tourist destinations, police said. The apparent suicide forced police to briefly close the landmark on Fifth Avenue to tourists in New York for the holiday weekend. "

Weed - Home "WeedSM Pays you to Share Music Files. Weed has a different view on Internet file-sharing. Instead of trying to shut down file-sharing, we think people should be paid for it. Instead of punishing fans who don't respect artists' rights, we think it makes more sense to reward those who do."

SpywareBlaster Spyware, adware, browser hijackers, and dialers are some of the fastest-growing threats on the Internet today.
By simply browsing to a web page, you could find your computer to be the brand-new host of one of these unwanted fiends! The most important step you can take is to secure your system. And SpywareBlaster is the most powerful protection program available.

SandyJordan.com - Portfolio

Meet Tyson, the Skateboarding Bulldog!

Friday, November 26, 2004

Google Software Downloads

The Shell Game

NCBuy Weird News: `Mile High Kit' To Help Holiday Travelers - 2004-11-22 "PHILADELPHIA (Wireless Flash) -- If you're looking to satisfy some kinky urges before a mood-killing visit with the family during the holidays, a new erotic kit may help. Oro Design has created a 'Mile High Kit' for air travelers equipped with massage oils, sanitary wipes, feather tickler, condoms, pleasure ring, lubricant, and a 'do not disturb' door hanger."

THE ZOOMQUILT | a collaborative art project

Thursday, November 25, 2004

This guy sure can jump! Crazy Flips

SNL: You got punkd Posted: Wednesday 24. November 2004. The real version of MTVs show called "PUNKD".

Hottie web cam chick

Farting Nun Organ, UK

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

What a save by this goalie!

Hockey ad

BMW

Read this Wanted Ad.

Tuesday, November 23, 2004

The Lustful Glasses

The wheels on the (bang) bus go round and round. Local10.com - News - Porn Bus Shoots Sex On The Move "MIAMI -- The Local 10 Problem Solvers discovered hardcore porn being shot, produced and distributed right here in South Florida. But the setting isn't a darkened movie set, it's a van that could be driving right next to you. It's sex on the move and it has a worldwide following. Local 10's Matt Lorch went undercover to find out how this operation works."

I found this site by accident. I am sorry if this site ruins anyone's thoughts of Kate from Kate's Playground. But I have investigated and it seems to be the truth. ::The Mystery of Kates Hoof Toe:: This is a site Dedicated to Kate of Kates Playground and the Mystery of Her Hoof Toe. So you may not know of what I speak. Well it has come into question that Kate of KatesPlaygound.com always mysteriously hides her right foot from the pictures on her site. Well, we had a crack team of internet pr0n specialist investigating this very mystery. Look below for more details. The pictures say it all.

ezShare Webhosting - English "ezShare is a absolutely free service for hosting files without the need to sign-up. The whole service is ad-financed. More infos can be found in our FAQ. Due to legal reasons we log your IP-Address."

Max. file-size: 30.000.000 Bytes (Mega-Special until 1.12.2004! Normal limit is 15.000.000 bytes)

Which do you think is the must-have? MSN Money - CNBC TV: Investing - SquawkBack Poll: The new must-have?
New U2 CD
Seinfeld DVD
Artest CD (Greatest Hits CD) haha
None of the above

Download Eminem - Encore 2004 Album

Meet Tammy Plante

And an interview

Meet Tammy your personal virtual bar tender. A site I was browsing found out a whole bunch of words/commands to tell Tammy. Here is their list:
Try typing in: shirt, kiss, lick, jump, toes, handstand, rock, bottle, lay down, aerobic, guy, flash, ass, touch, stout, fuck, banana, cowgirl, pillow, hummer, tap, jump, orgasm, hair, shake, spin, cans, change, tongue, arm, kiss me, spread, box, dog, dance, joke, muscle, karate, wiggle, serve, cap, playboy, surf, model, bow, guitar, rope, math, gun, bra, jedi, rub yourself, naked, sing, talk, mad, lolliop, fire, pillow fight, phone, change, robot, toss, tap dance, push up, touch feet, slap ass, guitar, hoolahoop, headbang, leimek, macarena, magic, math, pitcher, rapper, riverdance, rope, stomach, sunshine, message, supermodel, tickle, & yoga. (That enough for ya?) The star of Virtual Bartender is a Canadian girl, Tammy Plante.

When a Judge says turn off your cell phone, you better do it! 7Online.com: Ringing Cell Phone Gets Girl Three Weeks in Jail "(Central Islip-WABC, November 21, 2004) - A 17-year-old girl was sentenced to 21 days in jail for contempt when her cell phone rang after a judge warned everyone in the courtroom to shut off all electronic devices. "

7Online.com: Smell that Smell? Mystery Stench Baffles City "(Philadelphia-AP, November 22, 2004) - An olfactory offense sent officials sniffing for the source of a stench that wafted across Philadelphia. A mysterious invisible cloud carried an odor that left sour faces and perplexed officials in its wake last Thursday. "

Learn something about music. The Electronica Primer "The Electronica Primer explains the differences between House, Techno, Breakbeat, Jungle and all other sub-genres from the electronic dance and listening music. Characteristic audio samples and covers of key albums complete the genre descriptions."

Do you have any dirty pictures of your Former Girlfriends?? Post them here, or view the galleries.

Walgreens.com | 666 | Cold Preparation Uses
For the temporary relief of common cold/flu symptoms: minor aches, pains, headaches, muscular aches, sore throat, fever, nasal congestion, cough.

Ashlee Simpson / DIARY : Ashlee Letter to Fans Acid refux, whatever!

Something's just not right about this. Video Messaging

Monday, November 22, 2004

Paris. That's Hot.

Donald- You can't run a casino. You're Fired. Yahoo! News - Trump Casino Empire Files for Bankruptcy NEWARK, N.J. - Donald J. Trump's casino empire has filed for bankruptcy protection after months of negotiations with bondholders over restructuring a crushing debt.

Now this is some strange stuff. Download the file and have a go at JFK yourself. JFK Reloaded | Home You are about to take part in the world’s first interactive reconstruction of John F. Kennedy’s assassination.

This is too much. sanitary towel for dogs

Anna Kournikova for Omega

Your laser printer will give you away - Engadget "It was big news last month when a couple of researchers at Purdue announced a way to trace documents back to their original printer or photocopier, but it turns out that Xerox and most other laser printer and copier makers have been selling devices that encode serial numbers and manufacturing codes on everything they print out for years."

Here she is again. Elisha Cuthbert

I called Shotgun! first!!!

US News Article | Reuters.com - New Video Game Recreates Kennedy Assassination "LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - A new video game to be released on Monday allows players to simulate the assassination of U.S. President John F. Kennedy.
The release of 'JFK Reloaded' is timed to coincide with the 41st anniversary of Kennedy's murder in Dallas and was designed to demonstrate a lone gunman was able to kill the president. "

AP Wire | 11/21/2004 | SpaceShipOne named Time's 'Invention of the Year' "LOS ANGELES - SpaceShipOne, the first privately financed manned rocket to fly into space, has been named Time magazine's 'Invention of the Year' for reviving the dream of spaceflight for regular folks."

Today in history: 1986 - Mike Tyson became the youngest world heavyweight-boxing champion.

Question.com Got a question??

EJB dot com "Britney Spears wants out of the spotlight." "Pop diva Britney Spears recently revealed on her website that she has had enough of being famous and she now wants to lie low for a while. She said that her priorities in life have changed and they don't include being in the limelight all the time. "

Hardee's rolls out new 'Monster Thickburger' - Nov. 15, 2004 "Fast-food chain's new burger -- with 1,400 calories and 107 grams of fat -- will cost you $5.49 (and a heart attack haha). NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - Fans of Hardee's new "Monster Thickburger" may end up making "Big Mac" lovers look like waif-like supermodels.

Something about this picture doesn't make me hungry for Hardees at all.

$1 off coupon.

I haven't signed up yet- but I quickly read the about us and it seems interesting. Not sure if it is legit yet. Leave your comments here if you sign up or know something about this site. Project Honey Pot "Project Honey Pot is the first and only distributed system for identifying spammers and the spambots they use to scrape addresses from your website. Using the Project Honey Pot system you can install addresses that are custom-tagged to the time and IP address of a visitor to your site. If one of these addresses begins receiving email we not only can tell that the messages are spam, but also the exact moment when the address was harvested and the IP address that gathered it.
To participate in Project Honey Pot, webmasters need only install the Project Honey Pot software somewhere on their website. We handle the rest � automatically distributing addresses and receiving the mail they generate. As a result, we anticipate installing Project Honey Pot should not increase the traffic or load to your website."

Word Counter (WordPeddler.com) "Use this counter to determine the approximate number of words in your document. Simply copy text from your document, paste it into the box below; and click 'Calculate Words.'"

Learn some Karate moves. This guy is really fast.

Fun with street boxes

Sunday, November 21, 2004

Hooters Magazine: Behind The Scenes Video "Tina Gabaldon Miss Hooters Int'l 2003"

Here's one way to meet a girl at the Beach


There's nothing better than taking a Shower with a female to wash your back right?

Maybe you've seen this, maybe you haven't. It is still funny. Fat Kid Rapping

Saturday, November 20, 2004

Here's Kate from Kate's Playground- Caught by the Babes Hunter.

What a disgrace. This is unbelievable. Watch this video of the NBA Fight if you have not seen it yet. NBA Fan Fight Here it is, the video of the NBA players vs the fans. This vid shows some of the best scenes.

Who doesn't like looking at a mix of cute real and party Girls

Holy Cow! 420 maxim and stuff magazine pictures!

On 11/1/2004 I linked a story about Nick and Jessica. Nick cheated on Jessica with a porn star. That was Jessica Jaymes. Here's a little of her for you. Jessica Jaymes

Compilation video of actress Elisha Cuthbert Video Famous of the popular serie 24 and the Girl Next Door Movie.

Danni.com's Naked Joke of the Week "Kim Chambers in 'Blonde's Final Exam' "

Just found this by accident. This is all 6 of the downloads of the Playboy McDonalds video shoots . Enjoy.

weblog: sex, fun and musicvideos here's the video of shawnna's playboyshooting. second of six mcdonalds-girls clips. Just wait for the video to load and click play. or right click here and download the video to your hard drive to watch later.

This is what happens when you put a mirror + a camera + a girl. A mina e o espelho

Nothing wrong with some Cleavage.SewerDogs.com - Cleavage Shots

She is just the hottest. I love this playmate of the year! I'm starting you at this page becasuse there are too many good pictures here of her- Carmella DeCesare There are links to 10 more pages of her with photos at the bottom.

vote for the thong of the month november 2004. swiss thong federation I voted for this beauty thong:

Rubiks cube for dummies

Always a hottie. 3theHardway - Holly Vallance Gallery

Something here for everyone. Hot sexy wallpapers. - hoSSohbeT.com Wallpaper -

Oh those Canadian girls sure are cute! Here's one right here. Allow me to be the first to present to you Sexy Canadian Ashleigh

May I present the ultra hot, au natural, always sexy, Aria Giovanni

As hot as ever... Elisha Cuthbert

Nothing like a little pole dancing in the middle of a park. openbaar paaldansen

She was featured here before. Here she is again- Adriana Lima. What a hottie! The Adriana Lima Café Gallery 1

Friday, November 19, 2004

fishighway.com This is really cool!!

Harassment Policy

Virtual Mouse Cleaner

This seems cool for those of you that use Outlook or another electronic calendar Infuzer "5 days of weather data in your electronic calendar "

How To Steal Wi-Fi - And how to keep the neighbors from stealing yours. By Paul Boutin

And with that goes... Tips for Wireless Home Network Security

Sure. I'll take 2 vacations please. NCBuy Weird News: A Vacation Fit For A Billionaire - 2004-11-19 "LOS CABOS, Mexico (Wireless Flash) -- Here's something for the billionaire with too much money to burn: A three-night stay in a Mexican resort that has a $8.4 million price tag.
Of course, there are lots of perks to the so-called 'Fabulous Cabo Package' at the Marquis Los Cabos resort -- including a private concert with Carlos Santana and a round of golf with either Jack Nicklaus or golf course designer Robert Trent Jones II."

Linkin Park and Jay-Z "Numb/Encore" video ©2004 Warner Bros. Records

From Russia With Love: Anna Shperova in the Russian Maxim.

Here's a part of eBay I did not know existed. Go shopping here for your loved ones for the holidays. eBay Pulse - : Trends, Hot Picks, Cool Stuff

Yahoo! News - Pakistan arrests key Al-Qaeda operative "LAHORE, Pakistan (AFP) - Pakistani security forces have arrested a key Al-Qaeda operative wanted in connection with attacks on Christian targets and a failed bid to kill President Pervez Musharraf, an official said.
Osama Nazir, considered an important catch, was nabbed from the industrial city of Faisalabad in central Punjab province on Tuesday, a senior security official told AFP.
'He is the most important Pakistani Al-Qaeda operative who was facilitating foreign Al-Qaeda operatives for attacks in Pakistan,' the official, who asked not to be identified, said.
'He is a prized catch and was a main link between foreign Al-Qaeda operatives and local jihadi (Islamic militant) groups.' "

Take a look at this strange website. streetmattress

eBay item 2285460566 (Ends Nov-23-04 18:30:45 PST) - Princess Leia Gold Slave Bikini Costume Star Wars Prop "This is probably the most accurate replica Slave Leia costume you will ever find! It's made of a sturdy, flexible and light weight plastic resin, and highlighted to bring out the detail"

Superfriends in The Enforcer This is dirty due to language.

:::Welcome : Your Phone & Plan::: This company states "We'll match any price PLUS give you 10% of the difference*!" I wish I knew this when I ordered my new T-Mobile Sidekick for free from amazon. If you are going to get a new cell phone, it can't hurt to check out this site and maybe see if they can beat your best offer.

Great for watching in bed- I4U News - LG introduces Wireless LCD TV "Korean LG Electronics introduces a 15' wireless TV, the LG 15LW10."

I4U News - See Through MP3 Player Oregon Scientific made the MP120 256MB credit card sized MP3 player with supposedly the world's first see-through display.

Yahoo! News - NBA Bans Carter From Using IPod in Warmups "The Toronto Raptors (news) star was informed by the NBA that he no longer can listen to music on his iPod during the 20-minute warmup period before each game. Carter recently started listening to the music on his headphones, a violation of the league's rules on proper attire. "

AllDumb.com :: It's ALL Dumb! Here’s what we do. Every day, we take the dumbest / coolest / craziest things on the Internet and make a list of them. For you! Yep, that’s basically it. There’s usually only around 7-10 because we hand pick them from the hundreds of daily submissions we get and only put on the absolute best. That means no filler. Enjoy

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Music | Dylan track voted 'greatest song' "The Rolling Stones' Satisfaction came second in the survey conducted among 172 musicians including Joni Mitchell and Elvis Costello.
John Lennon's Imagine was the third favourite song.
Hey Jude was the highest Beatles track at number seven, while they and the Rolling Stones boasted the most songs in the top 500.
Marvin Gaye's What's Going On was at number four while Aretha Franklin's Respect made up the top five."

HEY! Spring of Trivia Japanese game show on Spike TV free video

Thursday, November 18, 2004

For those of you that would like to download your e-mail from the web into your outlook. Gmail now supports POP. See here for details. Gmail: Help Center- POP client configuration list

Google Scholar Google Scholar enables you to search specifically for scholarly literature, including peer-reviewed papers, theses, books, preprints, abstracts and technical reports from all broad areas of research. Use Google Scholar to find articles from a wide variety of academic publishers, professional societies, preprint repositories and universities, as well as scholarly articles available across the web.

And of course... The hottest Jessica Simpson at the AMA's

More Eva from the AMA's

The O.C.'s Rachel Bilson and her personal website here

Mark Cuban Fined for Weblog Entry - Business Logs

Desperate Housewives Stars Nicolette Sheridan and Eva Longoria. Eva is just way too hot!

Wired News: X-43A Jet Breaks Air Speed Record "ASA engineers shattered the aircraft speed record on Tuesday by flying their unmanned X-43A jet off the coast of California at nearly 6,600 miles per hour.
The historic flight began at about 2:36 p.m. and lasted a mere 10 seconds, when mission controllers shut off the X-43A's experimental 'scramjet' engine and allowed the aircraft to glide down to its grave in the Pacific Ocean as planned. Early data from the flight showed that the aircraft reached a top velocity of Mach 9.6, or 9.6 times the speed of sound. NASA officials immediately called the experiment a success and said it proved the capabilities of the scramjet engine, which has no moving parts and emits only water as exhaust. "

Tired? Take a nap. MetroNaps Ah- how great it is to be back in kindergarten with nap time.

Morgan Stanley, Lehman big winners in Kmart-Sears deal "NEW YORK -- When hedge-fund manager Edward Lampert took Kmart Holdings Corp. out of bankruptcy in May 2003, many observers took that as a signal that the discount retailer was for sale. On Wednesday, Lampert turned the tables. As the exclusive negotiator for Kmart (KMRT: news, chart, profile), Lampert reached a deal in which the Troy, Mich.-based retailer would merge with Sears Roebuck & Co. (S: news, chart, profile) for $11 billion -- though the early analysis suggests it's a pure acquisition by Kmart."

Some wonder if Eddie Lampert is The Next Warren Buffett?

Cold war II ? New nuclear system in works, Putin says - The Washington Times: World - November 18, 2004 "MOSCOW - Russia is developing a nuclear-missile system that is unlike any weapon held by other countries, President Vladimir Putin said yesterday, a move that could serve as a signal to the United States as Washington pushes forward with its missile-defense system. Mr. Putin gave no details about the system or why Russia was pursuing it, and it was not clear whether the Kremlin's cash-strapped armed forces could afford an expensive new weapon. "

And I thought I got a lot of mail!! CNEWS - Weird News: Microsoft devotes entire department to filtering spam from Gates' inbox "SINGAPORE (AP) - Forget trying to flood Bill Gates' e-mail inbox with junk.
The Microsoft Corp. chairman receives four million e-mails a day, but practically an entire department at the company he founded is dedicated to ensuring that nothing unwanted gets into his inbox, the company's chief executive said Thursday. 'There are two people who probably are the No.1 spam recipients in the world,' Steve Ballmer said. 'Bill Gates (is first) because he is Bill Gates. Bill literally receives four million pieces of e-mail per day, most of it spam.' "

New York Daily News - Home - Yanks star swats sex-tortion bid "Yankees slugger Gary Sheffield revealed yesterday he was the victim of a shakedown artist who threatened to release X-rated video of his gospel-singer wife and a professional musician."

Keep your eyes on your own kid when you push them on the Swings

Big bums allow humans to run. 18/11/2004. ABC News Online "Among the features that set humans apart from apes to make them good runners are longer legs to take longer strides, shorter forearms to enable the upper body to counterbalance the lower half during running and larger disks which allow for better shock absorption. Big buttocks are also important."

A story update. Bid is up to $74,999.00 Half of 10-year-old Virgin Mary sandwich back on eBay South Florida Sun-Sentinel "HOLLYWOOD -- The Internet auction house eBay Inc. reversed itself Tuesday and is allowing bids for half of a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich that its owner says bears the image of the Virgin Mary."

Trick OR Treat?? DenverPost.com - LOCAL NEWS - Boulder man accused of giving dirty DVDs to trick-or-treaters. "Boulder - A Boulder man who children said put pornographic DVDs in their Halloween sacks last month has been arrested on suspicion of felony obscenity, police said. "

And you thought you were smart? Recorder Newspapers - Zweig, 9, spelled the word before his class last month after he was given a challenge by his teacher. "The teacher said she was surprised, to say the least, that Zweig was able to recite the entire 310 letters. Zweig is a student at Fernbrook Elementary School and last year, his spelling impressed his second grade teacher, Ruth Kalata. So this year, Kalata posed the challenge of the giant word."

7Online.com: That's One Heavy Doughnut "(Issaquah, WA-AP, November 9, 2004) - Carefully, carefully, 1,818 Krispy Kreme doughnuts were built into a 5-foot, 3-inch heap in an attempt to set a world record for the highest doughnut wedding cake. Then backers of the effort Sunday at a Jewish celebration trade show in this Seattle suburb, dismantled the 363,600-calorie mound and gave away the glazed doughnuts, five at a time."

7Online.com: EBay Cancels Bids for Virgin Mary Sandwich "(Miami-AP November 17, 2004) - The Internet auction house eBay Inc. canceled bids for half of a 10-year-old grilled cheese sandwich that its owner said bore the image of the Virgin Mary.

CNN.com - Landlord allegedly demanded sex for rent - Nov 16, 2004 "LINCOLN, Nebraska (AP) -- A landlord went on trial Monday over accusations he demanded sex once a week from a woman who wanted to rent a house from him.
'Let's put it on the table ... once a week sounds good,' a man identified as John Koch tells the woman on the tape."

I saw this- and I just couldn't not post it. This has to be the strongest girl I have ever seen

HAHAHA Albino Blacksheep / Flash / Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

What's better than waking up to a supermodel? Here's Heidi Klum

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

2 Girls having sex in the back of a taxi

Meet Karina

Click her to see Xtina Nude

Flash Game This is a funny game. Have a go at it.

LostJohnnies.com Presents :: Basketcase

Sunnetwork Online News - Climate change 'ruining' Everest "Nov 17 - Environmentalists are calling for Mount Everest to be put on a UN danger list because of global warming.
Melting glaciers have swollen lakes and increased the risk of catastrophic flooding in the Himalayas, they say. The move to save the world's highest peak is part of a new campaign to force reductions in emissions of greenhouse gases like carbon dioxide."

I found this site at about 1pm this afternoon it was working. It's 11pm now and the site is down. If you find the site down, just keep trying. It is interesting.

How To Watch NSFW at Work.

Just follow the instructions below on The Finance Page:

- Click on the Focus button
- Click on the group of three symbols hidden in the picture above the Market button (look carefully)
- Then click on any blue link

I don't believe what i'm seeing. And I can't believe eBay hasn't ended this auciton yet. eBay item 5535890757 (Ends Nov-22-04 17:22:07 PST) - Virgin Mary In Grilled Cheese NOT A HOAX ! LOOK & SEE ! You are viewing an extroidinary out of this world item!! I made this sandwich 10 years ago, when I took a bite out of it, I saw a face looking up at me, It was Virgin Mary starring back at me, I was in total shock, I would like to point out there is no mold or disingration, The item has not been preserved or anything, It has been keep in a plastic case, not a special one that seals out air or potiental mold or bacteria, it is like a miracle, It has just preserved itself which in itself I consider a miracle

New York Daily News - Home - Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Clothes are off and pride is on One small step for Playboy, one giant leap for mankind. Tomorrow during a photo shoot in Chicago, Jennifer Krum - a 25-year-old amputee model who lost her left hand and forearm in a car accident when she was 4 - will take it all off for a Playboy.com pictorial.


Krum, who lives in Pennsylvania, was discovered by Hugh Hefner's venerable mag after she won Howard Stern's "Miss Amputee 2004" contest last week.

Yahoo! News - Famed Rocker Roth Goes From No. 1 to 911 "NEW YORK - Instead of screaming 'Jump,' David Lee Roth (news) will be yelling 'clear!' The former Van Halen frontman is taking up a new trade - paramedic. Roth, 50, has been riding for several weeks with a New York ambulance crew in training to become a paramedic, The New York Post reported Tuesday."

Doctor missed 45 stab wounds "A doctor called to the death bed of an 87-year-old man failed to notice he had been stabbed 45 times. The doctor, who had several house calls to make, pronounced the cause of death as 'old age'."

Headline news from Sky News - Witness the event - IRELAND IS TOP QUALITY "Ireland has come top of 'a quality of life' survey of the best countries in the world to live. The Emerald Isle scored 8.33 out of a possible 10 when compared with 110 other countries."

May I present to you... The McDonalds Girls

Well... They did have "Wal-Mart" and "Home Depot" So why not McDonalds?? Playboy.com launches "Women of McDonald's" feature. - Nov. 16, 2004 "Web site picks six 'hamburger honeys' to appear in its 'Women of McDonald's' pictorial. McDonald's employee Cristy Creighton, featured in the pictorial, called it an 'exciting' experience.' Playboy.com debuted the 'Women of McDonald's' feature Tuesday in which six employees from the fast-food king were chosen to pose nude for the online pictorial."

Do you agree with this?? Reuters | Latest Financial News / Full News Coverage - Soccer team rapped over female reporter ban "OSLO (Reuters) - Norwegian soccer champions Rosenborg Trondheim are violating sex equality laws by barring female journalists from the changing room, Norway's gender equality watchdog says. Women and men must have the same working rights,' said Kristin Mile, Norway's official in charge of overseeing gender equality, on Wednesday."

Are you fed up with your cell phone? Check out this website! Smashmyphone - Models Oh yea... and don't forget to check out the models section.

The naughty but nice sex show. Taboo Sex Show ABOUT THE SHOW: The Sex Show is an up-scale consumer trade show showcasing everything related to the subject of romance and self-improvement. The show's primary objective is to bring the industry together with prospective buyers in a comfortable, classy and non-threatening environment.

TEEN HOLLYWOOD.COM - Hang out with the stars! - Britney Goes To College Pop superstar Britney Spears is going back to college in an effort to line up a career when her pop fame fades.

Beer Haiku Enjoy the haiku and remember that the holiday season is coming up. What a wonderful gift a Double Beer Butt Chicken Cooker would make. Why not give Uncle Ed one of these beauties? Or Mom? I know my Mom would just love one. And, guys, you want to talk about romantic--order one of these and cook dinner at home one night. Watch the fires of passion ignite when you shove a Bud Light or Moosehead up that chicken's butt. You can find the product by clicking "STUFF!" over on the left. Amazon gives us a small percentage for each one we help sell. So support our efforts here at beerhaiku.com and get yourself a wonderful product as well.

This was my favorite:
Feeling a bit ill,
Hands above head, breathe deeply,
Too late, gonna puke

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

In a hot pink bikini- May I present Next Door Nikki. Next Door Nikki - Look at me play!

American Music Awards Anna Nicolle Smith

This guy is great at Foosball. Check out his moves. Foosball

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Playing With Time "Playing With Time is an exciting, new project that looks at how the world around you is changing over many different time periods. The project consists of two major parts: this web site and a traveling museum exhibit. The site is being developed by Red Hill Studios. The exhibit is a collaboration between Red Hill and the Science Museum of Minnesota."

A New Solaris Dawns for Sun Micro "In a push to regain some of its lost luster, Sun Microsystems will take the wraps off Solaris 10, an updated version of its operating system, at an event in San Jose, Calif., on Monday."

Do you like Garfield. Than this is for you. Garfield image fetcher

I see trees of green, Red roses too, and I think to my self, what a wonderful world. 300 Miles High

More stupid humans- not stupid human tricks or stunds- but stupid humans. Human vs. Melon

Six Flags Where did they find this guy? and will he ever just go away?

Monday, November 15, 2004

This seems like fun. GrowYourOwnShit.com

Sydney If the picture becomes small, put your mouse over it and wait until you see the re-size picture icon in the lower right corner of the picture and click it.

Try this flash based game. Use your arrow keys. Dread Rocks

Discovery of Atlantis Website "What if one of humankind's greatest mysteries could be solved by a single geographical and archeological discovery- the discovery of the actual location of the legendary Atlantis? "

KATU 2 - Portland, Oregon

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An update: Sorry Everybody

Check out these painted girls.

Ananova - Tommy prefers 'big girls' Tommy Lee says he prefers to have sex with plump women. The former Motley Crue drummer, ex-husband of Heather Locklear and Pamela Anderson, admits he finds heavy-set females most alluring because they make very willing bed partners."

dankoleary.com - The Dan K. O'Leary BLOG - Bush Orders Draft

Australians break underwater ironing record "An Australian diving club has claimed a world record in the extreme sport of underwater ironing.

Forty-three members of Melbourne's Bay City Scuba Diving Club ironed in 10 feet of water in Port Phillip Bay."

Welcome to the Extreme Ironing Bureau Check out Extreme Ironing Bureau for more on this story.

Worth1000.com | Photoshop Contests | Are you Worthy - | contest: Rock On "Ordinary images, but now... they rock (46 entries)

HoustonChronicle.com - Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake sued over paparazzi fracas outside LA hotel "LOS ANGELES -- Two photographers sued Cameron Diaz and her boyfriend Justin Timberlake for assault and battery, claiming the celebrity couple taunted and attacked them outside a fancy hotel.

Saul Lazo and Jose Gonzalez said the 'Charlie's Angels' star and the pop singer threatened them as they tried to photograph the couple near the famed Chateau Marmont on Nov. 6. "

CNBC Just mentioned that he did resign. I will look for more articles later. Caribbean News details "HBN, WASHINGTON, D.C., Weds. Nov. 10: Now that John Ashcroft and Don Evans have shown themselves the door, all eyes are turning to see whether the Jamaican-American U.S. Secretary of State will follow soon.

Speculation had been rife going into the election that Colin Powell would not serve a second term in the George Bush administration, but he has so far given no indication that he will resign."

UselessJunk.com - Another webcam cutie (NSFW) What is it about these young women who get a webcam and decide they need to film themselves doing a striptease? Actually, I don't care. I'm just glad they do.

Enjoy this Asian nymph as she peels off her clothing and shows the goods.

UselessJunk.com - Outdoor threesome caught on security cam NSFW "Somewhere in the UK, security cameras caught these three having a little naughty fun in the alley behind a night club. One guy and the girl have most of the action, but notice how he keeps trying to include his buddy -- what a pal!

Finally, guy #2 can resist no more and joins in for some three-way shenanigans. Oh, you crazy"

This is classic. UselessJunk.com - Another reason to love the Red Sox (NSFW): "Sure, they overcame a 3-0 deficit to win the AL Championship and cheated the Yankees out of a World Series berth, but the real reason we love the Boston Red Sox can be seen right behind home plate in this video."

MegaStar - Posh is all a buzz "David Beckham's latest million-quid pressie is sure to make the earth move for the missus.
Becks is apparently planning to buy Victoria 'the world's most expensive sex toy', according to the Daily Star which, surprisingly, shows a passing interest in this news."

Sunday, November 14, 2004

Forbes.com: Forbes World's Richest People 1996-2004. Enter any name in the search box below.

Saturday, November 13, 2004

Pornzilla: Free tools for surfing porn with Firefox "Pornzilla: Porn surfing redefined - Pornzilla is a collection of tools for surfing porn with Firefox. These bookmarklets and extensions make it easier to find and view porn, letting you spend more time looking at smut you like."

Movie played on an iPod??

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Who Owns What "CJR's online guide to what major media companies own"

I think some of you out there need a check up. Symantec Security Check "Test your computer's exposure to online security threats and learn how to make your computer more secure."

SoYouWanna.com home "SoYouWanna.com teaches you how to do all the things nobody taught you in school."

Playdo Graffiti Welcome to Playdo Graffiti. I hope you enjoy this free service.

Knowledge Hound, The How-To Hunter! "Knowledge Hound is the Web's biggest directory of free how-to's. We also offer original content in our 'KH How2s' section, as well as in our newsletter. Learn how to do it today!"

iVideochat Webcam Video Chat Rooms "iVideochat allows you to easily see, hear, and chat with people all over the world through a web page. Webcam users can broadcast streaming audio and video. No camera is required to see and hear people."

Cool 404 Page Error. geektechnique.org

EPIC - Tools for Protecting Online Privacy These are helpful if you feel like you need some security on the Internet.

Build Your Own PVR :: Why Tivo When you can Freevo? "Welcome to Build Your Own PVR!
This is a community driven discussion for building your own PVR / HTPC (think Tivo without a recurring $ub$cription). Anything from mini-itx, case modding, which video card, to which software package is most advanced is fair game."

Awesome Scripts and Screenplays "Just a collection of Awesome Scripts and Screenplays culled from the Internet and presented for your reading. For Educational Purposes Only"

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AlternateAirports.com "Check Out Your Alternate Airport Options In North America!"

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Avril Lavigne a little tipsy

Boing Boing: Jeopardy winner wagers $1337 "Amy's Robot sez, 'Tonight was round 1 of the Jeopardy College Tournament. One of the contestants, Kermin from Carnegie Mellon University, had a commanding lead (well over $10K) going into Final Jeopardy. His final wager had Alex Trebek scratching his head, but Kermin was clearly sending a message to fellow computer nerds. His wager: $1337. For the uninitiated, in 'leetspeak' 1337 translates to 'leet' or 'elite.'' Link (Thanks, Amy's Robot!)"

Cinemax "THE MATRIX TRILOGY | Cinemax is pleased to present The Matrix Trilogy. Beginning Thursday, November 11, tune-in to Cinemax at 10:00PM for The Matrix. Then on Friday, November 12, it's The Matrix Reloaded at 10:00PM. Finally, on Saturday, November 13, starting at 5:00PM, it's the entire The Matrix Trilogy, featuring the exclusive premiere of The Matrix Revolutions at 10:00PM. (See below for detailed program info.)"

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New York Daily News - Home - Ugly sign misses the mark in subway "New York's lovely ladies began railing yesterday when an electronic message board in a Manhattan subway station suddenly declared: 'PRETTY GIRLS DON'T RIDE THE SUBWAY.'"

That's right. Teach them while they are young.

RoboDump 1.0 Just click and laugh along with me.

Friday, November 12, 2004

The Erection Collection Weenies Gifts and Toys This just seems wrong.

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If you view the first link- it may take a little while for the video to buffer up and load. Planetfetish.nl Paris Hilton video This is the fully 37 min paris hilton sex video. Right click HERE and select save as to keep on your pc.

Denise Richards in Playboy Pic 1 - Pic 2 - Pic 3 - Pic 4 - Pic 5

Nudelogger.com - Nude Babe Log. A blog dedicated to Nude Babes.

AskMen.com - Food that increases excitement "What's the one thing that you and your woman both like to do besides have sex? That's right, eat! Now what if you could eat food that would serve to raise your libido and result in awesome sex? Well, you can.
Here are 11 foods that will provide the essential fuel to spark your sexual appetite."

Backpage Article Display - A car chase to remember "Sydney - Australian police believe they may have set a world record on Thursday when they pursued a man and woman in a stolen BMW saloon for 600 kilometres across the Nullarbor Plain between Adelaide and Perth."

GUILTY! Newsday.com -
Peterson found guilty of 1st degree murder
"REDWOOD CITY, Calif. -- Scott Peterson was convicted Friday of murdering his pregnant wife and dumping her body in San Francisco Bay in what prosecutors in the made-for-cable-TV case portrayed as a cold-blooded attempt to escape marriage and fatherhood for the bachelor life."

GUILTY! People.com - News - Peterson Trial: Verdict... "Judge Alfred A. Delucchi has announced that the jury has reached its decision in the double-murder trial of Scott Peterson. The outcome is to be announced at 1 p.m. California time. "

Go play in the MSN Sandbox: "This is the place to play with new MSN technologies, look at prototypes, and peek behind the scenes at some of our new ideas. Let us know what you think about how we can improve MSN for you. Thanks for visiting the Sandbox."

So, can you tell me who wins this Cat Fight??

Always was and always will be the queen of adult films. Jenna Jameson

How is ice cream made, you ask? Here's the secret.

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This is NOT Tony Hawk Boy- that must have really hurt. Hope that this dude is okay.